The Most Expensive Cosmetics, Toiletries and Apparel

magine yourself as a millionaire. These are the best clothes, accessories and make-up that money can buy to make you look a million dollars for a night out.

If you were a multimillionaire (or perhaps you are) then you would be expected to dress impeccably for a night out.

The Preparation

First start with a clean palette by using your $125-a-bar Plank’s Cor soap containing silver, four different types of collagen, chitosan and sericin. Before applying your make-up you simply must apply a moisturiser. Two possible moisturisers that you could choose are Crème De La Mer The Essence, which has extracts of seaweed and daffodil bulbs and comes in at just over $3000, or Revive Intensite Volumising Serum, brain child of plastic surgeon Dr Gregory Bays Brown and around $750 for 30 ml. Of course you should remember to apply your Kanebo Sensai Premier Eye Cream at $350 for a 0.5 oz jar.

Primed and ready to beautify you can now use your little treat of H.Couture lipstick and mascara. As you have probably bought the replica of the most expensive part of “The Socialite” set made to date then you will be holding in your hand a mere $14 million. After all, your specially formulated $589 mascara and $150 lipstick are both encased in 18k gold with 2,500 blue diamonds and 1,300 pink diamonds.

If you are down to your last application, you will of course just phone up H.Couture’s 24-hour hotline to request one of your refills, which you are entitled to for lifetime (or just a year if you opted for a normal casing). Don’t forget to add your Lip Plumper for $348, which comes with one free refill and lip liner for $120, which also comes with one full product refill.

If you are just having a casual night out, then just plump for your KissKiss Gold and Diamonds by Guerlain with its’ case made from 18 carat gold and just 199 diamonds in its own black lacquered case at $62,000. Add your favourite nail polish, which has just enough platinum to make your clear polish shimmer and costs only $250 for the bottle of “I Do” by Allure magazine, platinum supplier Johnson Matthev, PGI and Essie Cosmetics.

If it is a special night, then use your first edition bottle with its platinum lid and base for $55,000. Now spritz on your Clive Christian No 1 perfume at between $2,350 and $250,000 depending on your choice of bottle for your one ounce of scent, and you are ready to get dressed.

Getting Dressed

The dress. For the lover of all things British, then why not pop on your Geri Halliwell Union Jack dress bought from Sotheby’s in 1998 for your pocket change of $66,112. If you are planning on a classier night out, then wear your $5 million Scott Henshall dress last worn by Samantha Mumba at the premier of Spiderman II and consisting of 3,000 diamonds in the pattern of a series of webs. Add your $2 million Stuart Weitzman Cinderella Slippers with their 565 platinum set diamonds (last worn to the Oscars by Alison Krauss) and your $2 million replica of the 112k emerald and platinum engagement ring bought by Donald Trump. Pop your platinum card into your black crocodile Fendi B bag with a price tag of only $27,700 and you are ready to party.